Since I took the time to fill this silly thing out...

Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school (does not apply if you are older than 25 and still living with your parents!)

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids? Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
All of them! But the credit card is especially depressing for obvious reasons.

2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Well, I could rattle off a list of restaurants, but isn't it more romantic if said love interest knows how to cook?

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
The last time I can specifically recall was in March.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
It would've had to have been at Iguana's in Portland, Maine.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Whitman

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sleeping! Or basking on a beach.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
This is a work-in-progress, folks...!

8. How many colleges did you attend?
One, which I've learned is not enough these days.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
because it was chilly outside.

10. GAS PRICES First thought?
Fortunately, I haven't been driving regularly for the past 5 years. Learn to use public transportation, people!

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
I've had fantasies involving random Ozzie backpackers, battered pick-up trucks and the Australian outback...but you REALLY don't want to hear about that!

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Damnit!

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
probably grumbling about the fact that it was almost Monday.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
boxer briefs

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
white cotton panties

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
scrubbing the toilet or bathtub

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Actually I think that sounds like a wonderful activity!

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in, thank you very much!

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Sebastian or Ursula

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Have one of those all-night talks that last until 3 or 4 a.m.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I'll never tell.

22. Are you planning on remaining in your current field?
For the immediate future...but hopefully not in 5 years.

23. If you are not married, do you see yourself married in the next five years?
No

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey

25. What do you get every time you go into a WalMart?
I prefer Target. But I would purchase Sour Patch Kids for sure.

26. Beach or lake?
Beach, definitely.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No. I think it was as difficult to practice then as it is now.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace!
Bleh. No one in particular (or worthy of stalking on Myspace, too).

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
I generally have no shame...Justin Timberlake's new Future Sex/Love Sounds album :)

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
A Walk to Remember

31. What's your drink?
Mojitos

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys!

33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy? in a movie?
depends on who's playing the bad guy :)

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
I've gotten Joshua Jackson in the distant past, but I disagree

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
I've never seen this show...

37. What do you want when you are sick?
usually orange juice, to lay around and be completely anti-social.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
There are several people...

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
None

42. Norm or Cliff?
Norm

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Basically, just wasting time obsessing over situations that were clearly going nowhere.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I don't really have one.

46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
Other than Jessica or Ashlee Simpson, no one...

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
David Sedaris

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Jeremy Piven

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No

50. Last book you read for real?
Mystic River

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
I have an octopus

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Not sure

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco

54. Number of texts in a day?
depends on the day

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Either would be great at the moment.

57. Pencil or pen?
Pen

58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller???
Carrie Bradshaw's future husband

59. How many jobs have you had?
I think around 10 or so (if we're counting high school part-time stuff)